The cinematic equivalent of a child doing a flip into a pool and screaming at you for two hours to watch him do it again.
A waste of time, money, brain cells, and talent. Proof positive that the Wachowskis were a flash in the pan.
I haven't had a worse time in the theater since Alien vs. Predator 2.
Boring and stupid don't even come close to describing it.
Worst movie of the year has a good ring to it.
I'd rather blow a corpse than see it again sounds even better.
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I think this movie destroyed Emil Hirsch's career. Now he has nowhere to go but back into the wild.
Oh, I forgot to add that after V for Vendetta the Wachowski brothers just turned into every 14 year old nerd boy with stupid dreams and a boner. Speed Racer was only one of the films that started as a nerd dream and ended in a nerd's nightmare, as well as the anger, pain, and frustration of the audience as they realized they spent about $10 to watch a 10 year old trying to figure out how to masturbate. The Invasion? Why would you try to remake Invasion of the Bodysnatchers? The original was good and they already remade it, and that was fucking good. Fuck, in the remake you get to see Tony Shalhoub's wife's tits! Ninja Assasin? I liked the 70s one referenced in Kill Bill. It was bloody, gorey, and was solid 70s gold! I was working at The DCC when Ninja Assholes came out and is was a bunch of washed up shit from 70s karate movies with none of the awesomeness of 70s karate movies. BULL FUCKING SHIT!
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