Speed Racer

The cinematic equivalent of a child doing a flip into a pool and screaming at you for two hours to watch him do it again.

A waste of time, money, brain cells, and talent. Proof positive that the Wachowskis were a flash in the pan.

I haven't had a worse time in the theater since Alien vs. Predator 2.

Boring and stupid don't even come close to describing it.

Worst movie of the year has a good ring to it.

I'd rather blow a corpse than see it again sounds even better.