AVPR

I just noticed every movie I put up here is a bad horror film I had unreasonably high expectations for.

That doesn't negate the fact that these movies are truly, deeply, offensively awful in the worst ways. Horror has the potential to be a good genre, see the original Omen, the Exorcist, etc.

AVPR sucks because it exists in a universe that shouldn't exist in the first place. Tying together the plotlines of four Alien movies and two Predators isn't interesting. Or relevant.

It's retarded. It's like seeing Michael Myers grow up for forty minutes in the Halloween remake. It makes the monster unscary to know a lot about it. Especially when the story conceived for it is hokey and boring.