Sunday, January 6, 2008

The Golden Compass

The Golden Compass fucking reeks because it has one of the worst endings in the history of storytelling. It actually discards the book's cliffhanger ending in favor of a bores-cliffs-to-tears ending. That is how Chris Weitz rewards us for watching two hours of his poorly animated CGI animals, and the talented British actors enslaved to them.

1 comment:

Biba Pickles said...

If anyone had a golden compass before they went into this movie, then it would have led them to a different movie.