With the recent slew of horrendous and unscary horror movies of recent years, I figured this "breath of fresh air for the vampire genre" would at the least, be entertaining.
Chock it up to the Pete Hammonds of the world, the marketing muscle behind a Ghost House production, and those who were glued to the edge of their seat during "Underworld" that tell you this movie is in any way different, exciting, original, or heaven forbid, scary.
They are wrong. They will always be wrong. Don't listen to them. Listen to me. I love you.
This film is unoriginal, uninteresting, bland, and stupid.
Ran out of Lunesta? Try 30 Days of Night. Side effects may include boredom and thoughts of suicide.
2 comments:
Vampires are sucking now. Is it because people think they should because they suck blood and are at risk of getting AIDS? Things kept sucking after the Twilight saga bullshit, then there was Daybreakers. Bull shit! I hope Bela Lugosi rises from the grave and fucks everyone up. He'll have to tell people that he converted to being a zombie because he was too embaressed to be a vampite again after the shit we've done to them, also zombies are cool, they have The Walking Dead on their side. The only vampire movies that I liked recently was Let The Right One In and Let Me In. The reason I liked Let Me In is because I like Let The Right One In so much, but overall Let Me In is the weaker of the two. The Wolfman sucked too. TOTAL BALLS! I'm talking to you Benicio del Toro and Anthony Hopkins! You guys used to be cool before you were dumbass wolves fighting/fucking each other in CGI.
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