Don't go see I Am Legend because...
Oops. All of you already did.
Nice job. See you at Final Destination 4.
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Monday, October 22, 2007
30 Days of Night
With the recent slew of horrendous and unscary horror movies of recent years, I figured this "breath of fresh air for the vampire genre" would at the least, be entertaining.
Chock it up to the Pete Hammonds of the world, the marketing muscle behind a Ghost House production, and those who were glued to the edge of their seat during "Underworld" that tell you this movie is in any way different, exciting, original, or heaven forbid, scary.
They are wrong. They will always be wrong. Don't listen to them. Listen to me. I love you.
This film is unoriginal, uninteresting, bland, and stupid.
Ran out of Lunesta? Try 30 Days of Night. Side effects may include boredom and thoughts of suicide.
Chock it up to the Pete Hammonds of the world, the marketing muscle behind a Ghost House production, and those who were glued to the edge of their seat during "Underworld" that tell you this movie is in any way different, exciting, original, or heaven forbid, scary.
They are wrong. They will always be wrong. Don't listen to them. Listen to me. I love you.
This film is unoriginal, uninteresting, bland, and stupid.
Ran out of Lunesta? Try 30 Days of Night. Side effects may include boredom and thoughts of suicide.
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